“The Thing”, directed by John Carpenter (1982).
Hide yo Captains. The Penguins are taking them all.
Sidney Crosby: *breathes*
Pierre McGuire: God bless the big 8 7, always contributing and doing whats best for the team. What a fantastic player, how blessed are we to even be in his presence. How about we just rename the team to the Pittsburgh Crosby... you know what we might as well just rename the entire sport of Hockey to "Sidney" because no one can compete with this natural athlete.